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~~~~ Sarkaroth, like most orcs (well, those who don't sit in taverns all day, drinking) is one of those muscular brutes, and oddly enough, has a pphilosophyon life. "Kill 'em, take their stuff, and then kill 'em some more. And maybe flaunt it if you got it." This pphilosophyusually ends up with a trail of people strewn around, and Sarkaroth in jail, which, on its own, usually ends up with a few damaged walls. This is because Sarkaroth is a great orc, who stands at around 11 feet tall, although his exact height is unknown, since the last person who got near his mouth with a measuring tape had to be fitted with a hook and a head cast.

~~~~ With an attitude like that, it should come as no surprise that he was elected (rigged, naturally) as the leader of the Chipped Claw clan, after the former leader suffered an unfortunate dying accident. (i.e. - Sarkaroth threw him off a cliff after they got into an argument about who had the more unholy weapon).

~~~~ As stated previously, Sarakoth is built like, as what could be construed as a friend once said, "Some big... muscly thing." This is because of his love of weightlifting. What do great orcs lift? Well... it's better left unsaid. As a result of doing this for almost all of his life, his body is heavily muscled, to the degree where he has rather little left in the way of dexterity and agility. He uses his shrewd (for an orc) mind as well as his massive frame to take on his opponents, and is rather accomplished at it, since fighting is one of his few hobbies. (Working out and drinking ale in taverns are the others. The latter of these is sometimes rendered difficult, however, since most taverns he visits are now smoldering pits.) As for his hairstyle: He's not bald! He's got a head full of black hair, pulled back in a samarai topknot, and has sideburns travelling down his head. This did actually belong to a Samurai at one point, but he took a liking to it and had it magically grafted onto his head after he removed the Samurai's.

~~~~ For his outfit, he wears a nose ring like a bull's, has a mostly bare upper chest, except for a pair of spiked bracers, a spiked collar, and spiked forearm bracers, frequently used in grappling hugs. He also wears a pair of black dragonscale pants, which have lots of stitches. (He got them after a black dragon swallowed a fireball firework spell tossed by a nearby adventuring party's mage. The subsequent explosion killed the party, and blew the dragon to bits.) The pants only go down to his mid calf, and from there he's just got a pair of normal orcish feet. Normally strapped to the side of his right thigh is an unholy sword, which is both intelligent and traumatized (because he thwacks it against a rock every time it tries to speak).

~~~~ Sarakoth's speech is mostly orcish, with the occasional bit of ordinary boring human spliced in for flavour. Unless he's been drinking, it's pretty fair. If he's drunk, you won't be able to figure out a word he's saying. He usually acts tough, at least around his subordinates, and loud and rowdy among his friends. When facing down an opponent he's usually pretty quiet, and doesn't act so tough - at least until he's bashed them to the ground, after which he proceeds to brag and throw it at them. His fighting style is not a dexterous one, but he's quite fast despite his muscles. Actually, it's because of the muscles. When you're built so big, you can put a lot more force into it. This usually takes people by surprise, which he uses to squeeze them to his body, digging those nasty spikes into them.

~~~~ His tactics can only be described as "Low down and dirty." If asked what weapon he wants to use, he might reply, "Claws." In which case, he'd bring in the entire clan to fight his opponent for him (since they are the Chipped Claws...) He usually bribes the ref beforehand, and if that doesn't work, intimidates him. Two more things that are important to know. He doesn't like rules. If he breaks one, and gets called on it, the Ref is going to be talking through his fly. Second, He doesn't lose well. Expect the ring to become a smoldering pit if he does ;)


Sarkaroth is extremely the copyright of Lord Tyrannix.